GateKeeping
New Orleans
You don't have to be a foodie to have taste. 👅 — The method, not the drama.
Curated lens on NOLA dining. Not hype. Not drama. Craft & Respect. Educational resource people run to for critiquing food — not packed with info, but the right info. Everything you need to be successful at critiquing food, nothing you don't.
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University
The method, not the drama. Learn to taste like a Keeper.
You don't need to be a chef to taste like a Keeper. You need a method. Educational resource people run to for critiquing food — not packed with info, but the right info.
What is GateKeeping New Orleans?
Curated lens on NOLA dining. Not hype. Not drama. Craft & Respect. We taste with curiosity, not cruelty. We remember the hands that made it.
What is TasteKeeping University?
Educational resource people run to for critiquing food. Not packed with info, but the right info. You don't need to be a chef to taste like a Keeper. You need a method.
Name the dish, not the person.
Someone made this. Respect the craft. 🙏
Your palate, your place, your desire.
NOLA deserves a method, not just a moment. Gatekeeping with generosity.
The Method — 5 Steps to Taste Like a Keeper
What is on the plate
What are the core components? Name them simply.
How was it cooked
Grill, smoke, roast, emulsify, cure, confit, sear, braise, ferment, fry, raw, char.
Salt, acid, heat, balance
Is it seasoned? Where is acid? Where is heat?
Name the contrast pair
Crisp ↔ Creamy
Tender ↔ Chewy
Silky ↔ Crunchy
Light ↔ Rich
Plus Temperature + Weight
What lingers
What lingers after last bite? Fresh? Rich? Heat? Acid?
Palate Map — How to Use
Identify Lead, Balance, Edge — What led? What followed? What overpowered?Sweet — Roundness, finish
Salty — Lifts, seasons
Sour — Acid, brightness
Bitter — Depth, contrast
Umami — Savory, depth
Heat — Spice, lingering
Technique Decoder
What did the kitchen do well? — Salute execution 🫡GrillSmokeRoastEmulsifyCureConfitSearBraiseFermentFryRawChar
Balance Assessment
Did the components work together?Component Balance — Did one component overpower?
Intensity Balance — Too much / Just right / Not enough?
Signature × Place × Desire → Final Verdict
Signature • Place — Why this restaurant? Does it feel connected to New Orleans?
Does this dish feel like it belongs here? Is it signature?
Desire — Would I order it again? Who should eat this?
Would you order it again? Who would love this? When would you crave it?
Final Verdict Ladder
CROWN JEWEL — Best of NOLA, keep forever A GNO KEEPER — Keep in rotation WORTH THE TABLE — Worth trying once ON THE RADAR — Has potential NOT YET — Not there yet
Speak Like a Keeper — Emoji Glossary 🤌🙏🫡
When technique + balance is flawless — flawless execution
Thank the hands that made it
Keeper to Keeper
Salute to technique and precision
🍣 Classic / 🔪 Precision / 🥢 Dining experience / 🍶 Sake pairing / 🐟 Freshness
✨ Elevated / 🎯 Spot-on / 🥂 Celebrating hospitality
Quick Combos: 🙏✨🍣 Grateful elevated • 🤌🍣 Absolute perfection • 🫡🔪✨ Salute to technique • 🍶🤝 Cheers and mutual respect
Book Your
Keeper Party
6 friends, 6 bites, 6 wines, live voting 🫦 — The method, not the drama.
You don't have to be a foodie to have taste. 👅 — Choose Individuals $200 or Brands $500 — one Calendly, instant booking. IG Bio → gatekeepingneworleans.com/book → books directly
Keeper Party $200 flat
6-12 friends, 6 bites, 6 wines, live voting 🫦, leaderboard, winner carafe $40, Review Cards, Palate Map, Technique Decoder
Perfect for: Birthday, girls night, date night, NOLA locals who want method
Book $200 PartyCode PARTY6 — Taster brings 6 friends → carafe $40
Brand Taster Event $500 flat
12 tasters, 6 bites, 6 wines, live leaderboard, Data Dashboard Keeper%, 3 Reels (no faces), 12 emails, affiliate PLUCK6, Review Cards
Tiers: Battle $500 / Influencer vs Taster $750 / Championship $1000 + $500 per brand — up to 3 brands
Perfect for: Wine bars, restaurants, natural wine, NOLA hospitality brands who want data + content
Code PLUCK6 — PLUCK Wine Bar case study — 12 tasters → Data Dashboard
Premium Permanent — $1500 setup + $150/mo
QR gatekeepingneworleans.com/pluck, Guest/Staff Mode, Choose For Me, Cheese Builder, Live Keeper Voting
Wellness Tier $2000 + $150/mo — Protein 0-40g + Vitamins + Supplement focus
How It Works — 60 Minutes — The Method, Not the Drama
Pick date on Calendly — Instant confirmation — IG DM @lynnwesleycoleman if questions
6-12 friends arrive — Review Cards + Palate Map ready — 6 bites, 6 wines pre-set
Live voting 🫦 — Texture contrast — Technique decoder — Balance assessment — Signature × Place × Desire
Leaderboard — Winner carafe — Final Verdict: CROWN JEWEL / A GNO KEEPER / WORTH THE TABLE — Data Dashboard for Brands
Pick Your Date — One Calendly, Instant Booking
Choose Individuals $200 or Brands $500 in Calendly — Add notes: # friends, dietary, brand name — Instant email confirmation + IG DM @lynnwesleycoleman
Questions? DM @lynnwesleycoleman on IG or email lynn@gatekeepingneworleans.com — Response in 2 hours
FAQ
What if we have allergies? — We adapt — note in Calendly
How many friends? — 6-12 ideal — more? Ask in Calendly notes
What do we taste? — 6 bites, 6 wines — NOLA focus — natural wine friendly
Do we need to be foodies? — No — You don't have to be a foodie to have taste. 👅 — We teach method
What do brands get? — 12 tasters, Data Dashboard Keeper%, 3 Reels no faces, 12 emails, affiliate PLUCK6
Where? — Your place, restaurant partner, Pluck Wine Bar — NOLA
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First dibs on parties, free Review Card, Palate Map — Code CREW53
Everything you need to be successful at critiquing food — not packed, right info only
Craft & Respect 🤌🙏🫡
Keeper Parties $200, Brand Events $500, Data Dashboard previews
Get first dibs on Keeper Parties, free Review Card, Palate Map — Join Taster Crew Free
By @lynnwesleycoleman — gatekeepingneworleans.com/crew — Code CREW53
You don't have to be a foodie to have taste. 👅